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GFA: Cadence of Hyrule

Nintendo handed one of their most well-known franchises to a bunch of Canadians who made a game about dancing with death in a Crypt. It’s absurd, but did it lead to an absurdly good game in the eyes of a longtime Necrodancer player? Kinda. It’s easy. Really easy. Not to say that’s a bad thing, …

GFA: Nuclear Throne

It’s over. The End has come.. There’s nothing left but dust, weapons, and mutants. The only option is the Throne, The… Nuclear Throne. Such is the life of the twelve mutants all set to risk it all to find this mythical, supposedly world-saving macguffin, the Nuclear Throne.   The world of Nuclear Throne is a …

GFA: EarthBound

Simple gameplay, well-written dialogue, beautiful spritework and a great soundtrack. This game has it all, but this includes a few small quality of life snags that keep it from perfection. This is the first title I finished on the SNES Classic. More first-time thoughts on these 90’s classics are to come. Let me start this …

GFA: Jungle Inferno Contract Campaign

Category: Fad Item is available for a limited time. Rating: 6/10 It has been 113 days since Valve turned out the long-awaited and seemingly fabled Pyro Update, better known today as Jungle Inferno. With this update, a grand total of 126 contracts, of which 84 are optional, were made available to players who purchased the Campaign …

GFA: Fight Songs: The Music of Team Fortress 2

Rating: 8/10. A Must-buy for any diehard fan of Team Fortress 2. Category: Fad. This Item will pass into obscurity in time. Music is bad. You have a better chance of dying in a blimp accident than of buying a good record. So congratulations, little boy or girl, because you’ve somehow defied the odds. The …