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If you’re seeing this, this means I’m currently working on updating the site, or other sites under my care. New content will be on its way soon, as will a new design for this site itself. I’ve left this alone for too long to just …

GFA: Cadence of Hyrule

Nintendo handed one of their most well-known franchises to a bunch of Canadians who made a game about dancing with death in a Crypt. It’s absurd, but did it lead to an absurdly good game in the eyes of a longtime Necrodancer player? Kinda. It’s …

GFA: Nuclear Throne

It’s over. The End has come.. There’s nothing left but dust, weapons, and mutants. The only option is the Throne, The… Nuclear Throne. Such is the life of the twelve mutants all set to risk it all to find this mythical, supposedly world-saving macguffin, the …

GFA: EarthBound

Simple gameplay, well-written dialogue, beautiful spritework and a great soundtrack. This game has it all, but this includes a few small quality of life snags that keep it from perfection. This is the first title I finished on the SNES Classic. More first-time thoughts on …

GFA: Jungle Inferno Contract Campaign

Category: Fad Item is available for a limited time. Rating: 6/10 It has been 113 days since Valve turned out the long-awaited and seemingly fabled Pyro Update, better known today as Jungle Inferno. With this update, a grand total of 126 contracts, of which 84 …